Department of Health Truth

Contact the Department

A. Submit a Federal Truth Inquiry (FTI)

Federal Truth Inquiries are processed in the order received, except when they are not. Citizens are encouraged to remain patient and resilient.

B. Public Contact Channels

Mailing Address:
1 Health Truth Plaza, Washington, D.C. (provisional)
Public Inquiry Line:
1-800-555-TRUTH (currently routed to voicemail; voicemail is full)
Press Contact:
Daniel Reisman, Assistant Secretary for Public Communications (out of office)

In the unlikely event that the foregoing channels prove inadequate, persistent inquiries may be directed to the Department's webmaster: bsambrone@gmail.com.

Satire Notice — this site is a work of satire. The Department of Health Truth is fictional. Secretary Robert F. Kenmore is a fictional character.