Department of Health Truth
The Honorable Robert F. Kenmore, Secretary of Health Truth

The Honorable

Robert F. Kenmore

Secretary of Health Truth

“In service of the People — and the truth they have not been told.”

Secretary Robert F. Kenmore was confirmed as the inaugural Secretary of Health Truth in 2025 after a distinguished career in environmental advocacy, independent biological research, and roadside specimen collection. He brings to the Department a lifetime of experience asking questions that the medical establishment has consistently declined to entertain.

A graduate of the University of Lived Experience, Secretary Kenmore is the author of seventeen white papers, four monographs, and one Substack newsletter. His foundational research includes the 2014 monograph Comparative Anatomical Survey of Procyon lotor Reproductive Morphology, conducted independently and at his own expense, with specimens collected lawfully under state highway-maintenance protocols.

Secretary Kenmore is a survivor of Taenia solium cerebral cysticercosis (commonly known as brain worms) — a condition he has consistently characterized as “an unrequested but ultimately clarifying second perspective.” He credits the experience with sharpening his commitment to authenticity in public health, and notes in his memoir that he has “never felt more in tune with the natural world.”

His policy priorities for the Department include the restoration of unpasteurized dairy to the federal food pyramid, the reclassification of acetaminophen as a controlled substance, the immediate suspension of the childhood vaccination schedule pending review by qualified non-experts, and the publication of new dietary guidelines that prioritize ancestral wisdom over peer-reviewed inconvenience.

He lives in a remote, sun-exposed cabin with his family, his dogs, his hawk, and a documented surplus of unrefrigerated raw milk.

Selected Credentials

  • Independent biologist, 1979–present
  • University of Lived Experience, M.A. equivalent (self-conferred, 2003)
  • Author, On the Curative Properties of Unpasteurized Dairy (2017, self-published)
  • Author, Comparative Anatomical Survey of Procyon lotor Reproductive Morphology (2014, archived in personal files)
  • Survivor, Taenia solium cerebral cysticercosis (2010)
  • Founder, Institute for Authentic Bioregional Skepticism (defunct)
  • Member, multiple advisory boards he constituted himself

Letter from the Secretary

“For too long, Americans have been told what is true by people who have not lived it. This Department exists to correct that. We will publish what we know — and what we suspect — without fear of contradiction by the so-called scientific consensus. Truth is not a peer-reviewed journal. Truth is what you remember after the fever breaks.”

— Robert F. Kenmore, Secretary

Photo Gallery

The Secretary in the field
The Secretary at a federal kitchen
The Secretary reading to an empty federal classroom
The Secretary at a podium
The Secretary swimming