The Honorable Robert F. Kenmore, Secretary of Health Truth
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Welcome to the Department of Health Truth — issuing advisories, conducting research, and correcting the record on behalf of the American people.
Letter from the Secretary
“For too long, Americans have been told what is true by people who have not lived it. This Department exists to correct that. We will publish what we know — and what we suspect — without fear of contradiction by the so-called scientific consensus. Truth is not a peer-reviewed journal. Truth is what you remember after the fever breaks.”
— Robert F. Kenmore, Secretary
From the Office of the Secretary.
Advisory 2026-010
The Department of Health Truth hereby issues a Federal Concern Notice regarding the proliferation of fifth-generation (5G) wireless infrastructure across the United States. The Department's position is that the cumulative biological effects of pervasive non-ionizing electromagnetic radiation have not been adequately studied — by which the Department means: have not been studied to the Secretary's satisfaction.
Dissent: 4 of 4 senior staff
Advisory 2026-009
Effective immediately, the Department of Health Truth supports the over-the-counter availability of ivermectin for human use across all indications, including but not limited to viral respiratory infection, cancer, anxiety, "general malaise," and "the feeling that something is off." The Department acknowledges that ivermectin is not, by any prevailing scientific standard, an antiviral or antineoplastic agent. The Department considers prevailing scientific standards to be a moving target.
Dissent: 4 of 4 senior staff
Advisory 2026-008
The Department of Health Truth has determined that the routine use of broad-spectrum sunscreen by the general public reflects an excessive — and possibly culturally introduced — fear of natural sunlight. Effective immediately, sunscreen is reclassified from "essential summer health product" to "non-essential cosmetic," and shall be removed from federal procurement schedules.
Dissent: 4 of 4 senior staff
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Dr. Eleanor Westbrook
Deputy Secretary of Health Truth
Dr. Amelia Hartline
Acting Surgeon General
Josephine Kovak, J.D.
General Counsel
Daniel Reisman
Assistant Secretary for Public Communications
“For too long, Americans have been told what is true. This Department exists to correct that.”